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Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life

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we all got that one mutual that we’re lowkey studying

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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.

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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

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There's a version of the "don't go grocery shopping while hungry" rule specifically for writers where you should never under any circumstances be allowed to touch your draft within 3 hours of reading a really good story. Because sometimes when you read something great your head goes "fuck this is so much better than my stuff I should make that more like THIS instead!" Look at me. That's the devil talking and you should close the document NOW.

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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

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idc about stellaron hunters *keeps drawing them*

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#honkai star rail

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ive seen a lot of fanart of them lately...... 3 of them btw. if you even care

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He is eepy

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Bullet Proof… I Wish I Was

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just found out checking the quest descriptions while playing as aventurine look like this n shit. can someone PLEASE get him on some prozac