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Sentinel

#oh howling #temple guard #order 66 #q

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acidentally plunged myself into the idea that Arwen, daughter of First Age survivor Elrond and poor sweet Celebrían, granddaughter of Middle-earth's OG elvish battle-queen Artanis "I Possibly Took Part in All Three Kinslayings and All I Got Was a Loving Husband" Galadriel, and a long-time seasoned traveler between Rivendell and Lothlórien, has all the exact same incredible wilderness survival and combat skills as Aragorn

but nobody in Minas Tirith realizes this until, one afternoon when the Queen is inexplicably late to some court function, a vaguely familiar mud-splattered walking clod of earth dances up to Elessar Telcontar I, King of the Reunited Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor, and he sighs and lets the apparition kiss him on the cheek.

"I thought I saw one of the mearas and grew distracted," the Thing says to him, sheepishly. It scrapes a bit more mess off of its face and reveals grey eyes that are still not-quite mortal.

"You should have known, then, that you wouldn't be able to catch it," the King says back, clearly teasing.

The eldritch ball of dirt that grew legs and walked into court giggles and twines a curl of something that might have once resembled long shining dark hair around its finger. It now resembles nothing so much as seaweed that somehow took on the quality of Ithilien topsoil. "I am back in time to clean up before dinner, at least."

"Well, at least your priorities are in the correct order, dear," the King says. And with that the amalgam of woman and wilderness gathered from at least half the length of the Pelennor Fields turns and goes to Queen Arwen's chambers to order a bath.

the military leader the King was just speaking with: "hey sir what the Fuck"

"oh that's Strider's wife, don't mind her"

#q

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you're too late, i'm already standing in front of the sole source of light in such a way that it casts a halo about my head, leaving you to languish in the shadows, dependent on me to decide whether to allow my grace to reach you or not

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Can you guys like, stop beings Sons of Feanor and start being Nephews of Fingolfin or something like that?

#real #tolkien #silmarillion #q

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Fwoom (intimidatingly)

#darth maul

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im just a medieval teenage girl writing sold to the round table fanfictions

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im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

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Bird Spouse & Star Spouse

#Lord of the Rings #hang on I’m thinking now #varda #manwe #earendil #Elwing #q

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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

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The exactly one time I was made to watch Hamilton was against my will, but just that one time was enough to make "I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do" a permanent part of my lexicon. Such a succinct way to express my bafflement at something that's apparently a perfectly fine and normal thing to do, but it's just never crossed my mind that people do that.

There's no more precise way to express that. Just the exact wording for "I'm not saying it's a bad thing, I just didn't know that it's a thing."

#this also happened to me it’s very confusing #q

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The Vision of the Empyrean by Gustave Doré (1832-83)

#q #art

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Wait X-Men ‘97 is airing right now and a bunch of people didn’t get really into one short lived 90s xmen show?

#i understand now

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Brought to you by this post

#but it is not this day! #lotr

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yeah sorry that’s a load bearing green neck ribbon. it’s up to you boss i mean take it off if you want but it’s very much a structural necessity.

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#eid mubarak

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you can tell the andor fandom is in the trenches bc we’ve started shipping palpatine with syril’s mom. not even legends fans had to resort to this

#what

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