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life update went to the bottle shop and realised i forgot my wallet! so i left and went into the fancier one next door in hopes they wouldn't ask me for my ID. they didnt, but they were so fancy that i ended up with a NINETEEN DOLLAR bottle of wine. i have never spent this much on a single bottle of wine. and it is SOOOOO YUMMUUUYYY

#having a “sometimes expensive things r better” moment #SAD. #txt

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instagram.com/_yumi_nu

#collapsed on the floor and twitching

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wait no i am chiling on the couch so hard rn. wait when was the last time anyone has ever chilled on the couch this hard. fuck

#maybe ill have some toast who fucking KNOWS #i am a FREE WOMAN #ON THE COUCH #txt

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you guys know that pic of joan jett on her bed and shes got a bunch of bdsm shit hung on the wall . do you know that one

#*twirling hair and kicking feet" #....hiiiiiii!!!!....

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learning things abt frost rn u wouldnt believe........

#mitski #txt

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did u guys know theres a deal u can make.......

#blowing my mind rn #mitski #txt

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hollering the entire time i was reading this

#last paragraph very tasty 🤌🤌 #taylor swift

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i think people lie when they say tequila makes them crazy. any alcohol can do this to me

#ur placebo effecting urself into taking ur pants off #<- prev SO REALLLLL.

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wait i can abuse substances instead of feeling things

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sexually attracted to the lyric "if you need to be mean, be mean to me"

#i wanna fuck it #inspired by edies post #txt

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kind of sexually attracted the line 'when im bent over wishing it were over'

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i was re-watching ‘maya angelou: still i rise’ & lost my mind & heart during this reading of ‘the mask’ so i decided to record + upload for anyone who would also like to be brought to tears. 

#my angel #p

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You’ll be having a normal one and then damn it all to hell suddenly you remember the poem courtney love prays to oregon by clementine von radics and realise there’s no recovering from it for a while

#p

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For Australian residents!

A House of Representatives petition has just been filed. Unlike other petitions, this one will be presented to the House and requires a response from a Minister.

Elbit Systems, the Israeli defence contractor responsible for much of the weaponry currently causing devastation in Gaza, has just been awarded a $917 million contract with the Australian government.

The demand of this petition is to remove all contracts and deals between Australia and Elbit Systems.

Again, this is more than a change.org petition - this is a government petition with a certainty of being tabled before the House of Representatives. This is just one step of many that this country needs to take in ending Australia's support for the genocide of Palestinians.

Please sign and share the petition here. And don't forget to confirm your signature via the email afterwards.

The deadline is April 17th - make sure to sign before then.

No contracts with the Israeli war machine.

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Genuinely tho I’m putting giant squids in every lake and river

#AND THE DERWENT

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You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

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sales training night everyone pray for me

#fucking despise retail corporate lingo. WHY WONT WE JUST SAY WHAT WE MEAN #txt