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can we PLEASE stop saying “rdr is a game for girls because you ride horsies, play dress up and pick flowers🥺🥺🎀” like that’s very fun but women enjoy first degree manslaughter too

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I am a chronic turn signaller. People will be like “there’s no cars around.” Wrong, I’m

1. letting pedestrians know.

2. I’m doing this in case I missed a car or person somewhere, or

2b. I’m gonna be stuck at this intersection til a car or person shows up

3. It makes it a habit

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john is so ugly in the hottest way possible like oh my GODDD😮‍💨

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Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

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visual gag where someone is thrown against a stained glass window and lands in the exact same pose as the holy figure depicted on it

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Imagine being John in prison and you look up and your fucking brother is in a hot air balloon above you. How the fuck do you process that information (yes I'm playing Icarus and friends)

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Oh to be an illiterate orphan in the Old West and found by a couple of gay outlaws

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how it feels to make a fart joke for the 2x10^80000000th time

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The cord of a headphone is like an umbillical cord transferring the food (music) to the baby (me)

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I rarely come on this blog anymore and I apologize for that 💔

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“..my dear arthur, you never showed up..” OKAY SO WHAT IF I EXPLODED?? WHAT IF I PASSED AWAY??

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I want Arthur Morgan so bad y'all don't understand.

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I think it's normal - nay, healthy - to be a little bit obsessed with your own story.