The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking
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I have a lot of feelings about the rise of he would not fucking say that attitudes in fandom spaces and the paralysing effect it can have on creators. As a writer i think it’s important to just write what feels true to you and not what you think others will “approve” of. Like even as a reader i have enjoyed a variety of different characterisations that all work because the writer makes them work for a particular story. And a fic that’s written out of character to some will be in character to others. Writing fic is not your job you’re not being paid it’s your hobby please. Make them as close to canon as possible. Make them completely different. Who cares! Have fun! Have so much fun! There is an audience for every kind of fic and every kind of character interpretation i promise
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no one even wants boypussy anymore.. everyone’s posting some avant garde shit about eating the flesh of someone and its like we’re in the garden of eden and what if we were transsexual but our bones were in a pile of rubble and and ohhhh let me mix your sweat and tears in with my fucking cous cous.. whatever happened to liking clit or perhaps ass
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BALDUR’S GATE 3 (2023) — developed by larian studios.
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“im begging on my hands and knees” is such a sexually charged statement at literally every angle. you dont have to do all that
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my bitch wife took my mortality in the divorce and now I am cursed to walk the earth a shambling husk forever trapped in the gray nothingness between the beauty of life and the release of death 👎👎👎👎
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they are meditating ok
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I uh... I uhhhh... wyllzelach? [full ver. here (explicit)]
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lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!
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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out
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I hate working i nearly tagged something with 'kind regards' like a sign off
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they are meditating ok
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morally i can't really agree with large age-gaps in relationships. Subjectively i would kinda do anything for a 40+yo to want me baddd
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I really want to write my western oneshot but have too many ideas
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Rereading my old ellabs and im sorry ill never be so depraved again because why are we slitting a guys throat and kind of using his blood as lube
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Kill me once, shame on you.
Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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i think my favourite horror trope is what i like to call "it gets better before it gets worse". the evil is seemingly defeated. the worst is apparently over. it was tough, and maybe you didn't all make it out in one piece, but you made it. except that you didn't. you're still infected, still marked. you bring the horror with you wherever you go. and there's no timeframe after which you can say you're safe with any certainty. it might lie dormant for years, just waiting for you to turn your back to it long enough to let it find you again. it knows your scent, now. it can hunt you down wherever you go.
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