Jaye | Nonbinary | they/them   I AM A FEARSOME DEMON FROM HELL!! FEAR ME!! RAA
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a-random-jayebird · a day ago
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Sometimes i want to have a small country style home secluded and away from any city and it takes 30 minutes to go to town and get groceries and i have a small farm with chickens and a garden and a dog named hammock and i spend all day either wood working or baking and the only sounds are birds outside.
Then other days i want to live in a cave with a caldron and potions and curse people and hiss at anyone who dares venture into my humble abode
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a-random-jayebird · a day ago
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what's a good name for a character who killed their entire family to escape from a time loop situation (it wasn't the "true solution" to the time loop puzzle, but it got them out, so now they're stuck living out their life in the "bad ending"), and since then has been just kind of floating around hedonistically with a shaky memory and even less of a sense of self? they're an edgy white haired not-boy, and they ride a motorcycle, and they're always smiling
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a-random-jayebird · a day ago
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Me emerging from the Chuck E. Cheese ballpit to fuck up the mutant crosseyed rat that just walked in
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Outta the pit
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a-random-jayebird · a day ago
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"His face was red.not with anger, he just gets sunburned easily"
If i ever write a piece of famous literature, im going to make is very clear that something is not a metaphor for something else. "The walls in the room were green. Like the color. Because thats the color they were"
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a-random-jayebird · a day ago
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a-random-jayebird · a day ago
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If i ever write a piece of famous literature, im going to make is very clear that something is not a metaphor for something else. "The walls in the room were green. Like the color. Because thats the color they were"
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a-random-jayebird · 2 days ago
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first time in a while that i found a new excellent subreddit r/scrungycats
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a-random-jayebird · 2 days ago
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*clicks on every square and gets it right*
impossible captcha where it says "click every square that doesnt contain a sad piece of shit on it" and the squares are the live feed from your front camera
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a-random-jayebird · 2 days ago
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YOUR RED ISNT AS COOL AS MY RED!!
just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts
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a-random-jayebird · 2 days ago
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no cops at pride just 3 bears and 10,000 rats
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a-random-jayebird · 2 days ago
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Oh you're a catboy? Name every cat
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a-random-jayebird · 2 days ago
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gumball snaps and kills james charles
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a-random-jayebird · 2 days ago
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It's NOT OK to deadname someone when you're mad.
It's NOT OK to deadname someone when you're mad.
It's NOT OK to deadname someone when you're mad.
It's NOT OK to deadname someone when you're mad.
It's NOT OK to deadname someone when you're mad.
It's NOT OK to deadname someone when you're mad.
It's NOT OK to deadname someone when you're mad.
It's NOT OK to deadname someone when you're mad.
It's NOT OK to deadname someone when you're mad.
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a-random-jayebird · 2 days ago
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Cowboy Magician
Ive taken some inspiration from some of Orwille Pecks outfits
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a-random-jayebird · 3 days ago
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so since i'm not seeing anything about this on my dash:
A law passed in Hungary that basically makes being LGBTQ+ illegal in public. And that in the context of an anti-pedophilia law. You're not allowed to talk to children and teens up to the age of 18 about LGBTQ+ things "in order to protect the children".
So basically wherever a child can hear you or see you, or read things, it's illegal to show signs of LGBTQ+ related things. And let's be fucking honest cause that's basically everywhere.
You're not even allowed to hold hands with your same sex partner in public, because children could see it. You're not allowed to dress like your preferred gender, you're not even allowed to basically be transgender.
you're not allowed to exist as the person you are.
How can you help, you ask?
here's a link to Háttér (the largest Hungarian LGBTQ+ organisation) where you can donate to help LGBTQ+ people in Hungary
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a-random-jayebird · 3 days ago
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rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog
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a-random-jayebird · 3 days ago
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*chugs the whole thing and smashes the glass on my head*
Aye awm uwnstawpabwe! FEAW MWE, FWOE AYE AWM UW GAWD NAOW!!! ÒWÓ
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potion of owo
1 sip = 1 owo
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a-random-jayebird · 4 days ago
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YOU.
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK I HAVE A PET KINK I- *scoots box of pet toys under bed* I DONT WTF Y’ALL
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a-random-jayebird · 4 days ago
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WHY DO PEOPLE THINK I HAVE A PET KINK I- *scoots box of pet toys under bed* I DONT WTF Y’ALL
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a-random-jayebird · 5 days ago
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*pees 16 liters and gets shot by Sam-I-Am*
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