Wammys kids incorrect quotes except they're all conversations/statements I have been a part of:
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L: Oh my God it's just like the time Beyond set his school on fire-
Mello: He what
Beyond: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND YOU'RE MAKING IT SOUND WORSE THAN IT WAS!
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Mello: I'm sorry for Near's behavior
L: you do realize that you were also participating in the behavior?
Mello: nooooo I was fighting on the side of righteousness it was justified
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Near: is this a healthy coping mechanism? No. Will I continue to do it? Probably
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Matt: stop telling little kids stories about real life serial killers!
Mello: if I had to be cursed with childhood trauma, SO DO THEY
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Beyond: No you don't even understand this manga changed my entire LIFE please read it I'm literally begging you
A: But I already know the entire plot because you told it to me via a series of rants
Beyond: STILL!
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Matt: I'm trans and a gamer which somehow just makes me even more swag
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L: I genuinely believe that no-one here is cisgender
A: Uh, I am?
Beyond: it's okay, we'll accept you when you realize that you're wrong
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Beyond: My gender is the same as that one frog man I saw on a computer once
Near: Same
Mello: Yup, agreed
Matt: I don't think anyone here DOESN'T relate to the frogs gender honestly
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Mello: I don't want to have sex with anyone you whore I want to have academic validation!!
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A: I'm literally going to die this very second, unless-
Beyond: OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE ENDING THE SENTENCE THERE
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Mello: the drunk horse show destroyed me emotionally however it did give me cool ideas for characters
Near: I'm sorry, the drunk WHAT show
Mello: Horse, god keep up Near
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L: Buying cake at 7:36 in the morning and consuming it all in under two minutes IS self care actually
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Matt: Why do acesexuals say the most horny shit? Like, lots of you don't even want the sex so why
Mello: Honestly I dunno but as an acesexual I can confirm that I say horny things all the time both in and out of context
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A: I'm a good person, I'm a good person, I'm a good person, I'm a good person-
Mello: Uh. What's A doing?
Near: He thinks if he says it enough it'll come true
L: That's because it works you know.
Mello: Wait really?
Mello, under his breath: ...I will get the top score on my exam, I will get the top score-
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Beyond: Who needs mental stability when you have EYELINER?
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L: I've been in counseling for 7 years now.
Matt: Uh, good for you I guess
L: Not good, somehow I'm still depressed they failed to fix me emotionally
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L: Look, someday, when you have the life experience I've had, you'll get it
Mello: I've never had the horizontal line dance because I'm literally underage and asexual
L: Oh shit yeah you're right
L: Hang on a fucking minute what did you just refer to sex as-
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A: Everyday I get closer and closer to committing a -cide. And the motherfuckers who've crossed me better pray it's not the Homo one.
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Mello: HOW ARE YOU BEATING ME YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE??
Matt: Honestly I dunno I'm just pressing buttons and hoping for the best
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A: Do I picture his hair, his face, his eyes, the way our hands touch before I go to sleep? Do I long to feel the romance I'll never get to experience with him? Maybe. I mean, it might just be our mutual aromanticism, it might be my depression, but I know we can never be together in the way everyone expects us to be together...
Near: Sympathy noise.
A: Did you just say the words 'sympathy noise' to me?
Near: I'm bad at feelings why did you come to me about your sad gayness I don't know how to respond to that
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A was so beautiful in the way he broke over time...Β Β He had been one of Beyond's favorite toys to play with for so long.
Small, sharp psychological cuts over the course of many years.
That damage was probably far worse than any of the considerable physical harm that Beyond had secretly inflicted. Β Though there was never anything that would show with clothing on of course.Β
It had been their little secret...all the times that he pinned down the Omega and left bruises on his hips as he fucked him in their shared room, whispering poison in A's ear that he'd never be as good as L, because he was just an Omega and made for one thing, having his tight ass filled with cum.Β
A would cry every time as Beyond got up when he was finished, leaving him laying there with semen dripping out of his wrecked asshole.Β But A always let him do it again. never fighting back as B reminded him how weak and pathetic he was.
'Maybe L will let you fuck him A, because the closest you'll get to being L is by letting him stick his dick inside you.' Beyond recalled saying to the other man the day before he killed himself.
The next day A slit his wrists and bled out in their bathroom tub, unable to take the pressure of trying to be L's successor anymore. Β
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