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"Put your Priest hole away I don't care for it"

-Virgil

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[321gark]

"I only speak gospel truths"

-Janus

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"My muscles are made of the same shit as my morals"

-Remus

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[321gark]

"My baby is holding a baby that's holding a baby"

-Patton

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[321gark]

"Santa gave me a beach ball, which scares me a little actually"

-Janus

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[321gark]

"I too would need to be coerced into being emotionally vulnerable in front of a ginger"

-Virgil

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[321gark]

Patton: How do undead creatures call eachother?

Roman: Facetome?

Patton: I was going to say "with a mobile bone" but yours is way better

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[321gark]

"I hate to ask but, how do you intend to dissect a skeleton?"

-Roman

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"R2D2 kicked me out of the treehouse"

-Logan

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[321gark]

"Oh no, my favourite bone"

-Remus

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[321gark]

"I've got a free afternoon on Tuesday so I'll probably re-traumatise myself by digging up memories I never fully processed"

-Virgil

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[321gark]

"Janus has a party trick where he can fake having a forked tongue, and his main use for it is scaring kids into not putting knives in their mouths"

-Virgil

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[321gark]

"Would the chicken die if I let it go in the hot tub?"

-Remus

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"I can't believe this is the second bird you've brought into a brothel"

-Janus

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"My Dad can name more fnaf characters than your dad"

-Virgil

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"If your advice isn't going to increase my chances of getting possessed I'm not taking it"

-Remus

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"Now feels like a good time to remind everyone that amazon river dolphins are pink"

-Logan

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