harry: Anyone d-
Louis: Depressed?
Zayn: Drained?
Niall: Dumb?
Liam: Disliked?
harry: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
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Niall: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
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Louis, Niall, and Zayn are sitting on a bench
Liam: Why do you guys look so sad?
Louis: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Liam sits down*
Niall: The bench is freshly painted.
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Zayn: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase
Louis: Zayn, that's a coma
Zayn: Sounds festive
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Niall: *creates a group chat called 'Nialls surprise birthday party*
Niall: *leaves group chat*
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Zayn, after he realises he fell in love: after experiencing 'feelings' i have decided that this just isn't for me, but thank you for the opportunity
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Harry: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Zayn: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Thanks for 300 guys!!
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Harry: perhaps I’ll drink my sorrows away
Harry: *opens a capri sun*
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Niall: my only talent is breathing
Louis: you have asthma moron
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Louis: Dear Santa...
Louis: I’m writing to let you know. I’ve been naughty.
Louis: And it was worth it, you judgemental bastard.
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Niall: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Liam?
Liam: ...No
Zayn: I do!
Niall: I know, Zayn
Zayn: I’m sad!
Niall: I know, Zayn.
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Louis and Zayn: We're cooking dinner tonight!
Liam: Is that a threat?!
Harry *whispering to Liam*: Prepare the fire extinguisher
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Liam: Lads, is it gay-
Louis: Yes, always
Liam: cool, thanks
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Louis: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Harry: Rude
Liam: That’s fair
Niall: Not again
Zayn: Are you going to want this back?
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Harry: I actually have a black belt
Niall: In what, karate?
Harry: No, from Gucci.
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Liam : Louis...
Louis: Oh no, 'Louis' in b-flat
Louis: You're disappointed
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