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Ryan Lindgren clean shaven looks like Danny Wheeler

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Danny Wheeler is a superior sitcom man.

This man was so in love with his best friend (when she was in love with his brother) that he created an entire holiday called Half-O-Ween so that she could feel invincible when she didn't believe that possible for herself.

This man never asks Riley to change herself but always sees and loves her (and every woman he's ever been with) exactly as they are.

He's the sweetest.

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Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him

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Things that would fix the internet immediately:

Bring back Club Penguin for the kids

Create a separate Club Penguin for adults which is exactly the same except you're allowed to swear

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For the love of god, praise and reassure your Dom after sex. I cannot tell you the amount of times I’ve told a Dom they did a good job after sex and they’re like “???? Why are you saying that???” It’s INSANE. Aftercare goes both ways! Praise! Your! Dom! Tell them the specific things you liked! Tell them how hot they were! Tell them that you appreciate them taking control! It goes such a long way, trust me.

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Why is graves so damn sassy😒

That man sounds like he pops his hip, put his hands on them, and says “well look what we have here”

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You know those older white men that kinda look tanned but also burned at the same time? That’s Price. Puts on sun screen but doesn’t reapply.

He also doesn’t really like pools or the beach, he prefers fishing. (I just love that headcanon of him)

he has terrible fucking jokes about fish too.

"what do you call a fish that practices medicine?"

*sigh* "what?"

"--a, a stur," he wheezes, "a sturgeon."

hes the type to complain about the light beer you bought for yourself, or the cider. "tha's not real beer, love. gotta get somethin' that'll put some hair on your chest."

got enough of that for the both of us, price.

fishing on price makes so much sense that's why he wears that bucket hat everywhere. when not on a mission, he's got like tackle pinned on it lmao

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kidnapped!reader come crawling back to kidnapper!könig after she was somehow released because she doesn't have anyone else beside that cruel man who loves her so so much

imagine being able to escape the guy who held you in his basement for three months only to find out that literally, no one notices your disappearance...yeah, that can fuck anyone up. You just...you couldn't fucking believe it - you thought all of those people were your friends, you thought they truly cared about you, at least enough to file out a police report. You literally went to your old apartment and it's rented to some other people. You tried to contact your parents, and then you remember that you weren't talking to each other for at least half a year, even before the whole kidnapping thing. It's shameful, but when you're forced to sit at the police station while literally, everyone ignores your attempts to file a report - you can't put anything, you're not injured, you're wearing nice clothes, you literally look like you just rolled out from a bed and gone with your day. Kidnapping victims don't look like that, and this is what the eyes of the officer listening to you say. Maybe, this is why when Konig pulls up to whatever park bench you holed yourself into, you don't even try to resist. There is disappointment in his eyes, and you are almost too embarrassed to look at him. You just...you feel weird. You should be scared, you should attack him and call for help. You ask him if he could stop by some drive-through and get you some food. He does. Konig asks if the escape was worth it, and you mask your sobs with the sound of munching on your fries. He reaches down to pat your hair and says that if you ever pull something like this again, he will break your legs. You nod, kinda agreeing with him - you'd break your own legs at this rate. He fucks you like an animal the next minute you're back in the house - only barely prepping you before punishing your poor, abused cunt with his cock. It's a miracle you are not damaged down there, as he drags you in his hands and never lets you leave the bed for the rest of the night. He hugs you and kisses your forehead when you say that no one even cared that you disappeared. At least now you know who really is on your side. It's him. Always been him.

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IMAGINE SIMON WITH READER WHO HAS AN ORAL FIXATION. SIMON WOULD JUST CONSTANTLY HAVE TO HAVE HIS FINGERS IN THEIR MOUTH JAJA

UGH HE WOULD LITERALLY BE ON CLOUD NINE!! would have you sucking on him or cockwarming him constantly :(

would totally leave you panting with the long make out sessions where you’re practically just using his tongue as popsicle with how your sucking and slobbering all over it.

Has you lather his fingers in your saliva before he puts them in you to help prep you. And when he’s got your legs around his wide waist he grunts and allows you to leave hickeys all over his neck and shoulders, leading to his pecs.

UGH HE WOULD LOVE HAVING SOMEONE WHO JUST WANTS TO SLOBBER ALL OVER HIM ALL THE TIME :(

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clingy subs? great. but clingy doms? them wanting you to always be at arm reach, them grabbing your face to kiss you every 5mins, them randomly pulling you to sit on their lap so they can bury their face in your neck and just doms wanting your attention 24/7 is just fucking amazing.

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Y/n: If I die, donate my body to science for research.

Caroline: Okay…

Y/n: Except my middle finger. Send that to Damon.

Damon: Hey-

Caroline: Done.

Damon: Hey!

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having a praise kink but being unable to accept compliments means ghost's whispering shit in your ear like 'you're so fuckin' stupid, how can you not understand how easy to fuckin' love you are? your empty little head just can't grasp how goddamned sweet and good you are f'me all the bloody time? is that it?' while folding you in half over the nearest flat surface

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a man with brown eyes has me acting foolish

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who decided for price to look like that.

cause MEOOOOWWWWW 🤩🤩🤩