#blanket capes are dope.

[madhattersez]

I finally got my hands on something I've been looking for (for a reasonable price) since I was just a lowly little level 12 hornball - A "Marvel Swimsuit Special!"

This is the second issue in the series (though the third book of its kind), and it was released in 1993 when... times were different.

The coolest thing about them (other than the totally radical '90s hunkeroos and baberinos in general) is the amount of really talented artists that submitted pieces - So many industry-leading folks putting their spin on the self-aware, low-brow, tongue-in-cheek project.

This first image was by Joe Jusko, a super popular cover artist at the time. I remember his Conan covers the most.

I'll eventually scan the whole thing in high quality, but for now, I'll take some preview pics to show you some of my favorite and/or goofiest pages:

Here is Domino, looking like we might need to race her to a Dermatology appointment. She's apparently tacky enough to wear a swimsuit with a domino print on it.

And check out Cable in the back - Sun's out, cyberbun out! He's ready to catch some waves on a totally-worth-the-money-and-production-time rocket-powered machine gun surfboard.

I really appreciate this artist's commitment to all the "Liefeld pouches" here. I hope they're waterproof, or all those Tic Tacs inside 'em are gonna get ruined. :(

Penciling by Chris Batista, ink by Hector Collazo, coloring by Mark McNaab.

Let's kick off the "after the jump" part properly with this glorious image of Pip. Because this is certainly what people bought this book for.

It just so happens that this fuzzy little asshole narrates the entire issue, so he's to blame for the inherently sexist captions on all the pictures.

Jesus Christ, he's got two big toes on each foot.

Pencilking by Darick Robertson, ink by Andrew Pepoy, coloring by Tom Smith.

I love me some Cloak and Dagger.

Tandy looks as gorgeous as ever. Surely she owns stock in boobie tape by now.

Tyrone, however, is getting so much sand stuck to him right now... I don't think he digs being used as a beach blanket. I'm... not even sure he's ever had to wash his cloak before today! Yikes. He's all like:

Penciling by Joe Madureira, ink by Terry Austin, and coloring by Gregory Wright.

I can't stop laughing at how much Thunderstrike looks exactly like the Genetic Freak, Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner in this picture:

The work is entirely by Lou Harrison. It may not surprise you to learn he's also a Fantasy artist.

I've always had a thing for Silver Sable, and this page is just fantastic.

That being said, my favorite part is Sandman sitting there, looking like a dope, shaped like a sand castle. Which, while it seems silly, was probably the most challenging and detailed thing I've ever seen him do with his powers. Worth it for the shot, I suppose!

Line work and ink by Steven Butler, a favorite of mine. He did penciling for the "Silver Sable and the Wild Pack" series (which got me attached), but he's also known for designing the Scarlet Spider suit. Coloring by Gregory Wright.

If you thought I wasn't going to Morb out on this post, you were undead wrong.

Just look at that ridiculous batpackage. Also... Is he really serving a cape over a leather jacket, but with absolutely no pants? Damn, dude.

Penciling by Gary Barker, ink by Jimmy Palmiotti, coloring by Tom Smith.

I can spot Adam Hughes' work a mile away, wow. I guess I didn't realize he was doing work for Marvel this far back.

A fierce-as-ever, short-haired Natasha who looks like she got slammed so hard against a rocky wall that it cracked, got up, emptied out the rest of her clip, and still had enough time and energy to pose during a reload.

Black Widow, bay-bayyy. ♫

Oh my god, Ghost Rider is just so naughty. Wearing nothing but his birthday bones.

This scene just looks like it smells awful.

Artwork by Tristan Shane.

Shulkie in a metal bikini (function over fashion?), bursting out of the lava from an active volcano. You wanna talk "hot tub?" Sure, this gets a feature.

Penciling and ink by cover artist Steve Geiger, coloring by Paul... Mounts.

Deezamn, Bishop. Never seen guy looking so buff before.

Instead of just Bishop, this looks like Hank McCoy and Bishop had a child together. Does he have any other mode than "arm vein p-pop?"

Penciling by Dwayne Turner, ink by Mark Farmer, coloring by Gregory Wright.

Ah, one of the more famous '90s Psylocke images that wasn't done by Jim Lee.

This centerfold was used in lots of comic store ads for several years after this issue came out. I remember seeing posters in the shops themselves. Trading cards of this picture are one of the most costly to collect.

It's beautiful, and the colors/lighting/shading are all fantastic.

Penciling and ink by the wonderful Art Thibert, creator of the Raft max security prison and inker of some of the most iconic X-title covers.

Coloring by Paul Mounts, who did the coloring in hundreds and hundreds of just Marvel comics alone - I didn't mention that earlier because I was snickering at his name earlier in the She-Hulk feature. My bad.

Well, this wouldn't be Tumblr without a cat picture, yeah? Or a catgirl picture, I suppose.

This is the most adorable scene in the book. Just Tigra innocently taking a cuddle nap with some... um... wow, I don't know what the fuck those things are. Snuggle up anyway!

Penciling and ink by Amanda Conner, coloring by Gregory Wright.

Huh. Of all the characters in this book, I really didn't expect to see Dr. Cooper... Either which way, the swimsuit under the detective get-up is pretty choice, honestly.

This is, of course, another Adam Hughes line art joint. Ink by Mark Farmer, coloring by Gregory Wright (who did a lot of these, huh?).

What's this? A parody ad that you'd more expect to see in an issue of "What The--?!" that only '80s kids will understand? Yup, totally.

This was in the back of the book and doesn't fit the theme at all, but it gets a mention because of the weird inclusion and also to stall time until I had the final image ready, because I needed time to prepare...

THIS.

This is the one.

How could I not end this little "show and tell" without this beauty right here?

Here, we have remorseless killer Frank Castle flexing his best end-of-catwalk pose in front of a... wrestling match between a bunch of lady demon dinosaurs battling... for his affection? To tip him American cash? Or maybe all those hearts come from their love of beating each other up? I'm not here to judge.

And then there's a sign for 75 cent hotdogs, but it's been covered with another sign for... $20 tooth brushes? What in the shit is going on here?

There is one thing I do know, though. The artist wants you to think that The Punisher has at least $2.75 worth of hotdog under that massive crotch skull.

#marvel swimsuit special #marvel comics #marvel #rare comics #rare #swimwear #comic book art #rogue #cable #cloak & dagger #she hulk #the punisher #tigra #psylocke #ghost rider #bishop #black widow #morbius #silver sable #big poppa pump

[xx0acidicorchid0xx]

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#dope #edsel dope #itll go well with his captain kiss blanket cape

[captainshazamerica]

The redhood nightwing fight scenes look like they're gonna be dope af like thats all I'm thinking about how awesome the fight scenes are (hopefully) gonna be (I'm already finding it difficult to see this jason as redhood cuz he's like literally a child but I dunno what age he redhooded in the comics so??)

I had no idea tim was even gonna be in it !?! Can I please get some kind of recognition from the batboys that they actually view each other as brothers and family! 😢

Someone needs to kill the joker It'd be kinda interesting if old bruce killed joker and it'd be nice if that was the last thing he did as batman buuuttt then again it'd be a nice touch if dick killed joker for jason, it would personally be disappointing if joker was just let live not gonna lie i really want bruce to kill him and that be the reason he gives up being batman because he failed to protect jason and then he broke his no killing thing so he just hangs up the cape

we are getting FEAR TOXIN yassssss cue awesome nightmare ish fearscapes (no idea if that's an actual word but that's what I call when you get to see everyone's fear hallucination)

Kory I love you, I do ship dickkory however I feel like she's too good for dick and should marry me instead lol I wanna see how donna is still alive? and I know there's people who are like ughh hank dawn go away already but I really freakin like hank and dawn as characters even though their suits are ridiculous did they break up last season I can't remember? Hank needs a break poor man someone give him a blanket and a hug and let him sit the fuck down everybody leave hank alone

That line where babs is like don't try be your father and dick is like excuse me what you saying there Commissioner Gordon, that will never not be funny 😅😅😅

I ain't in love with this show it has so much potential it could be so lit but I do like it anndd they got suits now whoop!

Wait is this my previous Titans anon? (The one where we ranted about Jason, or the one thinking they hadn’t seen S2 but went to watch it and realized they had? Or are you the same person? xD )And if so are you the same one who asked for the comic and fic recs? Just wondering in terms of if I’m talking to one person or not hahaha

But ahh I got so excited when I saw I got an ask about this 😍

Omg the nightwing red hood fight already got me so stressed lol. It looks great but ahh angst! But I think Jason is like 19ish in most versions when he comes back? Though tbh I forgot what age Jason is in this , I’ll have to see when i rewatch it soon. Curran, the actor, is actually 23, he just looks super young/short. He got pretty buff though. But yeah, that is an unfortunate thing wi the them rushing it already but also, I’d rather have it like this than if they were gonna spread it out through the seasons then it gets cancelled or something (poor Gotham s5, RIP). I think he was the PERFECT robin jason Todd though. Like I love his acting and portrayal of Jason(“Titans are back bitches!” classic Jason), he just is young looking and short. Gosh I still wanna know if they are going with the Lazarus pit for Jason or not! But like that also begs the question of whether they are doing a time skip cause normally Jason is dead for like 2-3ish years, but it doesn’t look like it from the trailer.

And yes, I’ve been looking forwards to Tim!!! While the trailer didn’t show it, the actor was on set a lot over these last couple of months (I’ve been keeping up with their instagrams xD) and seemed super close with the cast! I can’t believe the first look we got if Tim was him nearly crying, though that look already won me over, I love him and he is my son now. But RIGHT! That’s all I want, is the bat bros platonic love, gosh dang it😭 that’s all we want DC😭

BRO! OLD MAN BRUCE KILLING JOKER WOULD BE FREAKING PERFECT. Dang it! Now I’m gonna be so disappointed if that doesn’t happen 🤣gosh it would be perfect, and normally I would be like it’s Bruce, they would never do that, BUT, this show does that kind of “edgy” stuff anyway so if it’s ever gonna happen(without the Batman who Laughs plot line happening(which would make a perfect dc animated movie btw)), it would happen in this show, especially with what was shown in the trailer with him giving Batman up. Man, now my hopes are up for that xD though I wouldn’t mind if Dick killed him. I would be shocked though if they had the balls to actually kill off joker though, dc seems to refuse to do that :/

Omg I squealed at the scarecrow part omg. Dr freaking Crane is a big reason I spiraled down this entire fandom tbh. Like literally a year ago I got obsessed with him for some reason and that led into the Bat hole where I am currently WAY deeper than I ever would have thought 😂 and while I’m not hyper fixated on him anymore, I still love him so much and is my 2nd fav rogue, and it mainly started with Jonathan 🥺 we barely even see his face and I am already in love with the casting, the voice is perfect. And I LOVE when villains have to help the heroes, that is like one of my fav tropes ever omg, I was really hoping they were gonna do that to him. I hope he is in it for more than one episode tho. And oh lordy, like those poor Titans need even more trauma in their lives and now fear gas is in the equation. Oh no, I bet poor Gar is gonna get hit cause they just love to torture that poor boy. And tbh I hope the fearscapes(perfect word for it) will be better than most of the Gotham ones, those seemed a tad cheesy tbh

Lmao about you and kory😂 she is too good for him, but also, this Dick needs someone who can kick his ass and get his head out of his martyr butt 😂 tho tbh, I’m still not fully sold on Dickkory, Like I don’t hate it but I don’t LOVE it in many versions, like they can be cute but no strong feelings, the Original Teen Titans cartoon is like the only exception, I def ship those 2

Omg I low key forgot Donna “died”😂🤦🏻‍♀️ I feel like I knew it wouldn’t last so it didn’t have a big impact on me lol. Like I had/have a feel raven is gonna bring her back. I wanna know what happened to Rose/Joey! Like are they not gonna be in it at all? Especially with Jason going off the deep end?!

Lmao, hawk and dove’s suits😂 I think they did break up, I’ve only seen the series once through tbh, planning to rewatch before S3 tho(and try to force my mom to watch it tho she is convinced everything DC is too dark for her lmao), yeah, I don’t mind them, like I don’t want the focus on them but like they deserve to be happy/need a break, omg yes! That boy needs to be wrapped in a blanket and given a break, that grumpy boy is TIRED. Let him rest!

Lmao! That babs line is so great😂

I’m just so excited for all this live action Batfam content, considering the live action movies NEVER give us Batfam 😭(we aren’t talking about the 80’s/90’s live action robin lmao)

Also so sorry this was so long 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

#long post #Titans #titans season 3 #Titans S3 #Titans speculation #speculation #predictions #Meredith gets an ask #anon #ask #asks #Jason Todd

[rukki024]

Ok, might as well post here:

A reference sheet for my first dungeons and dragons character Léon, whomst I adapted from my 2019 inktober. I'm still not 100 % sure on his colours tho.

He's a human fighter (I know, basic) and as per my inktober, he ventured out after his grampa died and ended up saving a goblin girl, Nip, from her clan.

She was barren and useless in the eyes of her clan and was kept as a bad example of what a female shouldn't be like. Léon and her in an asexual partnership now and she keeps referring him as her mate, which he doesn't mind.

He usually never takes off his cape and even uses it as a blanket on his adventures. He is very emotional and cries easily and is embarassed of people seeing his face. He also grows a dope beard when he's older :)

#art #my art #digital art #oc #dungeons and dragons #Dungeons and dragons character #d&d #d&d art #d&d character #reference sheet

[dykenadja]

tagged by @officialbogwitch !! the legend supreme

name: nina rose

zodiac: aw man. i don’t fuck with astrology. cancer and i forgot the REST

birthday: 3rd july 2001! 18 years baybeee

height: 6 foot 0!

sexuality: so basically. am lesbiab. hrnrnhh wamen

hogwarts house: is it too late to mention i’ve never seen harry potter and do, in fact, detest jk r*wling? 

blankets: CAPES OF THE BED. ALWAYS NEED MORE BLANKETS. aw lifehack if you search for teddy bear bedding u can find these Insanely soft n fluffy blankets and duvets etc for cheap, ur welcome

race/nationality: white n scottish!

occupation: stressed and in need of a rest medical student with wee side businesses in cross stitch and makeup (sometimes of the sfx variety!) also i do a lot of cosplay if that counts!

hobbies: sewing! makeup! dnd! my friends! being eternally busy! cosplay! crying! podcasts! music! putting unnecessary exclamation marks everywhere!

favourite book: the player’s handbook hell yeah the grind don’t stop hashtag just dm things (for real i LOVED this is going to hurt by adam kay)

favourite movie: gonna have to kin grania on this one and say what we do in the shadows for inventing comedy and its sheer iconicism

favourite colour: blues, greys, black, greens! teal owns my hearttt

favourite season: autumn!! spooky bitch rights!!

last song: angel of small death and the codeine scene by hozier (king)

last book: god. do textbooks count because i cannot for the life of me remember jhksjhsfj

inspiration: BONES. THE SKY. MUSIC AND MY FRIENDS

URL: hrnrnhh at o m s

dream destination: i am. a notorious lover of france. also canada looks dope as FUCK catch me swimming in some quebecois lakes or some shit

dream job: some form of doctor that doesn’t make me the nhs’ bitch. please maam a CRUMB of sensible work hours

tagging any mutual who’s interested!!

[anger-unmanagement-blog]

About the Kid

As a child, Cress was a much better person, before all the trauma and side-effects of his mutation kicked in. He was your stereotypical hero wannabe, he’d go around, talking about justice like it was some real, tangible thing that he could distribute fairly, if only he were strong enough to reach it. So, here are some things about him as a kid that he lost with his homeworld. Most of them are cute, some are kinda sad

reading: he was learning to read when he was young, but he gave up after he escaped what I have dubbed ‘space baby-jail’ he is presently illiterate

confidence: he used to be so sure of himself and comfortable with who he was

fluffy hair: technically he still has this one, he just pours a metric ton of gel in his hair to re-style it

a sense of humor: jokes used to be his thing, dudes, he’s kinda given up on them though

a sense of adventure: he used to want to go everywhere, see everything, meet and greet people from all walks of life

imagination: he had an amazing story-telling ability and made up some pretty great stuff

curiosity: he wanted to learn everything about everything, he was that one annoying kid who asked ‘why?’ about everything, always

vulnerability: he used to be able to cry freely, and did, a lot, he was a huge crybaby

baby fat: he had the cutest little chubby cheeks as a kid, it was adorable, especially considering #3 on this list

a dope-ass cape: he made a cape once for his ‘hero costume’ that he never finished, it was just a ratty blanket with scraps of slightly less-ratty fabric on it

sense of heroics: he wanted to be a hero, the kind that would stand up to anybody who hurt people intentionally and without remorse, he wanted to be the guy to save everybody and solve all the world’s problems, but we all know how that turned out by now

#WeaklingsCantBeHeroes #about the child #ok maybe a lot of these were kinda sad #the mutation post is taking longer than anticipated #so here's this

[thedalishelves]

the critical role characters swapping clothes is such a good concept.. i can’t draw for shit so here’s some Very Good mental images:

nott just absolutely drowning in beau’s flowy drapery, wearing her croptop as a dress and draping her pants over her like a veil/cape/giant blanket

beau wearing jester’s dress with the same face that ciri has in that painting of her as a child in a dress

jester absolutely rocking yasha’s badass goth look. “do i look tough now?”

yasha the Giant Goth wearing molly’s extremely ostentatious and colourful clothes with equally extreme reluctance (she looks dope as hell tho)

molly wearing caleb’s dirty garbage clothes, though his face suggests he might as well be wearing a pile of dead rotting fish

caleb in fjord’s badass tight fitting armour which somehow makes him look even more like a drowned rat in contrast

fjord butt ass naked with a few of nott’s bandages draped on his head, covering up his junk with nott’s tiny cloak. he is not amused

#i spent my entire seminar this morning thinking of this pls indulge me #GOD i wish i could draw.. curse the art gods for giving me the hand dexterity of a gorilla #critical role #i haven't made a textpost on this blog in 4000 years it feels extremely weird but this is obviously very important information

[tijuanaus]

1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt, shroud you spout 5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong 7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize 11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12) If you go into heat, package your meat 13) While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis 14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse 15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker 17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18) The right selection, is to protect your erection 19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil 20) A crank with armor, will never harm her 21) If you really love her, wear a cover 22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake 23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener 24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket 25) No glove, no love 26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye 27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver 28) No one likes a horse's ass, protect yourself at climax 29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt 30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown 31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam 32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed 33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink 34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground 35) Cloak the joker before you poke her 36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch 37) Cape your throbber before you bob her 38) After detection, sheath your erection 39) Before you penetrate, hide your magistrate 40) Don't surprise her, plug your Geyser 41) Cover that lumber before you pump her 42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle 43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle 44) House your noodle, then release your strudel 45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound 46) Shelter your jerky, then nab that turkey 47) Cage that snake, then shake and bake 48) Cover your peter, it will be much neater 49) Coat that Labrador, then allow him to explore 50) It's always funky to cage your monkey 51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy 52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb 53) It's not much money to catch your honey 54) Don't be a fool, cover your tool 55) Hood that match, then scratch that thatch 56) Stitch that switch, then itch her niche 57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool 58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive 59) Contain that sputum before you use him 60) Restrain your log, then plow her bog 61) Glove your pecker before you check her 62) Coat that slimmer before you prime her 63) Condomize then womanize 64) Cover old pete, then grind her meat 65) Guard your peter before you meet her 66) Check your list before you tryst 67) Wrap your bate before you mate 68) Can your worm before you squirm 69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe 70) Contain your lizard, then tickle her gizzard 71) Bag the mole, then do her hole 72) Cuff your carrot before you share it 73) Jail your number, then call the plumber 74) Cover your vein, then drive her insane 75) Wrap that pickle, then slip her a tickle 76) Protect your dink, then fluff her mink 77) Restrain your lantern, then stick it in her cavern 78) Hide ole harry, then take her cherry 79) Wrap that spout, then bore her out 80) Conceal your train, don't cause her pain 81) Guard your bridge, then do her ridge 82) Shroud your trout, then make her shout 83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky 84) Box your blister, then poke her in the whiskers 85) Wrap your spout to catch the trout 86) Plug your funnel, then enter the tunnel 87) Cover your steamer before you ream her 88) Protect that fish, then dip it in the dish 89) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass 90) Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret 91) Clothe the boner before you hone her 92) Got no protection? Can't use your erection! 93) Cork your pump or you don't hump 94) No unwrapped stags get between her legs 95) Dress that erection to make a deflection 96) Contain that shanker before you spank her 97) Cap that seeder before you breed her 98) Stop the stream before you cream 99) Secure that ladder, then drain your bladder 100) Protect your screw to catch that glue 101) Package your meat for a real neat treat 102) Holster your gun, then shooting's more fun 103) Canvas that trailer before you nail her 104) Garage the tractor, then attack her 105) Net that grass hopper before you pop her 106) Sock that wanger before you bang her 107) Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser 108) Trim your hardwood, then do her real good 109) Garnish your oak, then give her a poke 110) Pouch your associate, then go fornicate 111) Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate 112) Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates 113) Catch that goat before it bloats 114) Ensnare that barbarian, then do her abdomen 115) Restrain your hammer, then wam bam her 116) Prune that stalk, then make her squawk 117) Wrap that rod, then please her bod 118) Sheath that knife, she ain't your wife 119) House that bottle, then mash her throttle 120) Sash that hash, then thrash that gash 121) Cover your diddle, then fiddle her middle 122) Can your knob, then throb her swab 123) Contain old Doug, then clean her rug 124) Cover your limb before you swim 125) Retain your bailer, then impail her 126) Rope your dope, then make some soap 127) Net your salamander, then make salad in her 128) Cap your flapper, then sniff her snapper 129) Wrap that Steed, then trample her weeds 130) Hat that chef, then scramble her cleft 131) Cover your stone before you bone 132) House your hose, then curl her toes 133) Saddle your penis, then straddle her mean ass 134) Blanket your twitch, then hump that bitch 135) Shield your rocks, then pound her box 136) Cover old sly, then do her dry 137) Wrap your rail, then fill her pail 138) Glove your chimney before you come in me 139) If your nude, tube your dude 140) Cloak your hitter, then go split her 141) Wrap your nipper before you dip her 142) Can your spam, then bam that ma'am 143) Corral your ram, then slice her ham 144) Sheath your sliver, then jab her liver 145) Twist your wick, then stick that prick 146) Cover old Bart, then dart her tart 147) Shed old spot, then do her slot 148) Drawer your pip, then split her lips 149) Contain that leach, then mash her peach 150) Bag your elm, then take the helm 151) Constrain your gem to catch the flem 152) Catch that head cheese, or I won't spread these 153) Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot 154) Survey your land, then plant her stand 155) Before you drive her, protect that diver 156) Sack that slimy smelt, then tan her beaver pelt 157) Wrap that stiffer, then let him sniff her 158) Cover you post, then slice her roast 159) Blanket old juicy, then plug old loosey 160) Balloon your baboon, the moon tune her poon 161) Contain that viper before you pipe her 162) Wrap your whopper, then go bop her

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[cinnamon-puppy]

Tag Game Rules : Answer 30 questions and then tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better. I was tagged by @shesaysisweartoomuch Nicknames: Chips, which has haunted me since Year 8 of school for an unknown, probably fucking stupid, reason. Gender: Literally a living meme. Star Sign: Leo Height: 6ft1 Time: 22:56 DOB: 28th July 1994 Favourite Bands: A Day To Remember, Muse, Paramore, Twentyonepilots, Tool, The Neighbourhood, Alexisonfire, PVRIS...I could go on... Favourite Solo Artists: Michael Jackson, Marina Diamantes Song Stuck in my head: Female Robbery - The Neighbourhood Last Movie I Watched: My favourite LGBT icon, The Babadook Last TV Show I Watched: IZombie which is fucking DOPE. When did I create my blog? About 6 years ago. What do I post: Fucking everything mate I'm a MESS™ Last thing I googled: IMDB for Event Horizon funnily enough. Do I have other blogs? I do but I don't know what to do with the one other blog I have. Do I get asks? No, nobody likes me. Why did I choose my URL? Because A Day To Remember are the band I listen to more than any other, and I have a special place in my collection for them. Following: 133 Followers: 317 Favourite Colours : Black, Grey, Dark Green, Navy and Deep Red. Average Hours of Sleep: A miserable 6-7 Lucky Number: 13 or 0 depending on the mood. What am I wearing? A black vest top and PJ shorts because I need to sleep but I'm doing this shite. How many blankets I sleep with: One big duvet and a throw blanket at the bottom of my bed. Dream Job: Film editor, making quirky weird indie movies and writing screenplays for Hollywood blockbusters. Dream Trip: To do another African Safari and end up in Cape Town diving with Great Whites. Favourite Food: A good lasagne, a fat roast dinner with all the extras, and a fucking nice curry. Nationality: I'm part of the Punch A Nazi Nation please. Favourite Song as of Now: The Beach - The Neighbourhood I'll go ahead and tag @i-could-be-so-much-more and @lesbin enjoy it loserssssss

[eytyk]

I was tagged by @j-dopee and I don’t usually do these but I have the time so why not? 

rules : answer the questions in a new post and tag 10-15 blogs you would like to get to know better.

nicknames?: none

starsign: pisces sun and virgo moon

height: 5′3

time right now: 2:12 am

last thing googled: i looked up the vans website out of sheer boredom 

favorite music artists:  BTS, Astro, Monsta X, EXO, Imagine Dragons and Got7

song stuck in your head : Cat’s Eye by Astro

last movie watched: Captain America Civil War

last TV show watched: Stranger Things, finally got around to watching it

what are you wearing right now: Black jeans and sweater with a fleece over it bc it’s cold af

when did you create your blog: Oh gosh, probably around three and a half years ago?

what kind of stuff do you post: kpop and shitty memes

do you have any other blogs: I use to have an aesthetic blog and also a kpop blog before i just threw everything into this one

do you get asks regularly: nope

why did you choose your URL: Cemetery Sun’s Song EYTYK (Everyone You Thought You Knew)

gender: Female

hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

pokemon team: Instinct 

favourite colour(s): Gray and blue

average hours of sleep: 7 hours usually

lucky number: 14 bc if you put popcorn into the microwave for three minutes and you stop it at 14 the popcorn comes out just right, also Troy Bolton’s jersey number

favorite fictional character(s): Fox Levine from No Capes, Simon Snow from Carry On and probably Percy Jackson

how many blankets do you sleep with: I have four on my bed right now but it really depends on the night

dream job: Architect!

following: 559

followers: 302 as of right now

tagging: @sorry-for-the-ham-spam @ouijaqueenie @thewriter2 @skeletonfelon @mermaidsithlord @nodeathcantouchthecrookedyoung08 @incaseofjeon @fab-b00tyhunter @phantasticlilphan @un-tested-waters

#s/o to everyone who has been tagging me in things lately- I really appreciate it and hopefully I’ll do some soon #i'm literally exhausted rn

[bigdaddyrece]

I think I wanna get this for my Piggy! The cape is a blanket! Dope🔥 (at 2015 Batcave)

[hilariousaquariius]

i need these

1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud you spout 5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong 7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize 11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12) If you go into heat, package your meat 13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis 14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse 15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker 17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18) The right selection, is to protect your erection 19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil 20) A crank with armor, will never harm her 21) If you really love her, wear a cover 22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake 23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener 24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket 25) No glove, no love 26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye 27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver 28) No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax 29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt 30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown 31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam 32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed 33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink 34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground 35) Cloak the joker before you poke her 36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch 37) Cape your throbber before you bob her 38) After detection sheath your erection 39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate 40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser 41) Cover that lumber before you pump her 42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle 43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle 44) House your noodle then release your strudel 45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound 46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey 47) Cage that snake then shake and bake 48) Cover your peter it will be much neater 49) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore 50) It's always funky to cage your monkey 51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy 52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb 53) It's not much money to catch your honey 54) Don't be a fool cover your tool 55) Hood that match then scratch that thatch 56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche 57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool 58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive 59) Contain that sputum before you use him 60) Restrain your log then plow her bog 61) Glove your pecker before you check her 62) Coat that slimer before you prime her 63) Condomize then womanize 64) Cover old pete then grind her meat 65) Guard your peter before you meet her 66) Check your list before you tryst 67) Wrap your bate before you mate 68) Can your worm before you squirm 69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe 70) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard 71) Bag the mole then do her hole 72) Cuff your carrot before you share it 73) Jail your number then call the plumber 74) Cover your vein then drive her insane 75) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle 76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink 77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern 78) Hide ole harry then take her cherry 79) Wrap that spout then bore her out 80) Conceal your train don't cause her pain 81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge 82) Shroud your trout then make her shout 83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky 84) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers 85) Wrap your spout to catch the trout 86) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel 87) Cover your steamer before you ream her 88) Protect that fish then dip it in the dish 89) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass 90) Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret 91) Clothe the boner before you hone her 92) Got no protection? Can't use your erection! 93) Cork your pump or you don't hump 94) No unwrapped stags get between my legs 95) Dress that erection to make a deflection 96) Contain that shanker before you spank her 97) Cap that seeder before you breed her 98) Stop the stream before you cream 99) Secure that ladder then drain your bladder 100) Protect your screw to catch that glue 101) Package your meat for a real neat treat 102) Holster your gun then shootings more fun 103) Canvas that trailer before you nail her 104) Garage the tractor then attack her 105) Net that grass hopper before you pop her 106) Sock that wanger before you bang her 107) Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser 108) Trim your hardwood then do her real good 109) Garnish your oak then give her a poke 110) Pouch your associate then go fornicate 111) Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate 112) Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates 113) Catch that goat before it bloats 114) Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen 115) Restrain your hammer then wam bam her 116) Prune that stalk then make her squawk 117) Wrap that rod then please her bod 118) Sheath that knife she ain't your wife 119) House that bottle then mash her throttle 120) Sash that hash then thrash that gash 121) Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle 122) Can your knob then throb her swab 123) Contain old Doug then clean her rug 124) Cover your limb before you swim 125) Retain your bailer then impail her 126) Rope your dope then make some soap 127) Net your salamander then make salad in her 128) Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper 129) Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds 130) Hat that chef then scramble her cleft 131) Cover your stone before you bone 132) House your hose then curl her toes 133) Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass 134) Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch 135) Shield your rocks then pond her box 136) Cover old sly then do her dry 137) Wrap your rail then fill her pail 138) Glove your chimney before you come in me 139) If your nude tube your dude 140) Cloak your hitter then go split her 141) Wrap your nipper before you dip her 142) Can your spam then bam that mam 143) Corral your ram then slice her ham 144) Sheath your sliver then jab her liver 145) Twist your wick then stick that prick 146) Cover old Bart then dart her tart 147) Shed old spot then do her slot 148) Drawer your pip then split her lips 149) Contain that leach then mash her peach 150) Bag your elm then take the helm 151) Constrain your gem to catch the flem 152) Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these 153) Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot 154) Survey your land then plant her stand 155) Before you drive her protect that diver 156) Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt 157) Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her 158) Cover you post then slice her roast 159) Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey 160) Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon 161) Contain that viper before you pipe her

#spicy night life #for me #banter